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 June 2000No cheese. No Havarti. No Gruyere. No Camembert. No Gouda. I know better. And nothing stinks worse than old cheddar. Except for maybe Feta. Or a party of Limburger. And you can lose your mind when eating Emmental. Mozzarella, I won't smell ya If I wanted to I'd eat you But I don't. I don't care if it rains or freezes, I don't want none of those plastic-wrapped cheeses Sitting on the dashboard of my car. They'd melt, into a goop. A soup, au fromage, au gratin. The terpsichorean muse would confuse The Edam that I'd like to use For scrubbing between my floor tiles Parmesan, between us plainly Stinks like sneakers, quite insanely. As for all those other types, They're all just fit for guttersnipes. Cheese, all you are is rotted milk In a wrapper, screened with silk. No cheese please. Just give me peas. |