Parody of Sweet Child Of Mine by Guns 'N' Roses
Parody Lyrics/Acoustic Stylings by Weird Alex

She bakes pies, it seems to me remind me of childhood bakeries
Where everything was so fresh you just had to try
Now and then when i have a taste, it takes me away 
To that special place, with such flavouring 
It makes me break down and cry
oh, sweet chef of mine
oh, sweet chef of mine

She bakes cakes of such lovely shapes you'd think it caused her pain
I'd hate to see one of her cakes get left out in the rain
Her cookies go to a warm safe place inside my tummy now
If it's possible to feed me better, then i just don't know how
oh, sweet chef of mine
oh, sweet chef of mine

(reprise verse 1)